Cookies and Porn

2008-05-26T00:01:00.000-07:00

ohhh Baby

2008-05-23T13:58:00.000-07:00

There is a fat little baby staring at me right.this.minute. He is so cute I can't stand it. My biological clock is ticking so loud other people can hear it.

Let's pretend I don't already have three kids. Some part of me blocked out the horror of those pregnancies (not to mention the sickening aftermath from the failed relationships) and in two seconds, this .... drooler... has me wishing I had another.

This little saliva-coated-cheerio-moon-pie-face-magnet has me thinking "it wasn't really THAT bad, was it?? WAS IT??

You don't understand. He's so cute it makes my cheeks hurt because I smile so hard when he stumbles over here. All he can do is make a clicking sound with his tongue and smile with his six teeth and waddle on his fat legs and ram into my files and be fucking cute. His toes look like snacks. He has dimples when he smiles. His eyes sparkle. He has a fuzz head. He has a dinosaur onesie that says some crap about "stompalotasaurus" or something. He's covered in Whoknowswhat from Godknowswhere, and...he's STILL standing here smiling at me and making cute squawkie noises.

His bib says "smartie pants" on it. He has fat little cute pop-eye arms. HE.IS.SO.CUTE.

It's ri-god-damn-diculous.

/endrant.

oh Goddamn...

2008-05-20T17:42:00.001-07:00

I just got back from dropping my older counterpart off. He joined the military for the second time and he ships tomorrow morning. I am gonna miss that bastard. He stayed with us for the past couple of weeks and good times were had by all.

*sniffle*

I gave him a hug and told him not to die. He's totally encouraging me to join up too. I would expect nothing less from him. He finds something he loves and tries to get me to do it too, which is...not..always a good thing, but it's usually a good time.

Did I mention I am gonna miss him? I totally am.

Cold War Kids

2008-05-19T05:04:00.000-07:00

"Hang Me Up To Dry" - the first single off the album..

This is an excellent album; you can read the review here if you like.

My personal favorite: "Saint John"

(this is not the official video but whatever.)

Happy Monday :)

I could use some today

2008-05-15T07:10:00.000-07:00

I wish I was the full moon shining off your Camaro's hood...

2008-05-12T06:39:00.000-07:00

I was supposed to do this tag a bit ago, but uh...I suck at even updating this page at all anymore.

Alright:

1. Choose 19 of the songs you like best, regardless of artist or genre.

2. Put them all together in a CD.

3. Make 5 other copies.

4. Post your playlist on your blog.

5. Choose 5 people and send them a copy of your CD each.

Send the first copy you made to the one who tagged you.

Let it be known that I cheated, and just pulled the first 19 songs off of my Project Playlist account. (Which means they aren't necessarily my favorite songs in the world, I just wanted to hear them when I added them to the playlist.)

1. Wishlist- Pearl Jam
2. Tangerine- Led Zeppelin
3. Alcoholin' Ass- Hell Yeah
4. Ocean Size- Jane's Addiction
5. Would- Alice in Chains
6. Easy- Faith No More
7. Van Nuys- Sixx AM
8. Opiate- Tool
9. Flathead- The Fratellis
10. Alien- Bush
11. I Am The Highway- Audioslave
12. Tea in the Sahara- The Police
13. Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta- Getto Boys
14. Yellow Ledbetter- Pearl Jam
15. Needle in the Hay- Elliot Smith
16. Where is My Mind- The Pixies
17. Shake Your Rump- Beastie Boys
18. Possum Kingdom- Toadies
19. D'yer Maker- Led Zeppelin

People I feel like tagging:

(aka people whose music I would not hate and whose taste I also trust):

Osbasso
Valyna
Scumbag
Amorous Rocker
Jon

To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might just be the world.

2008-05-11T08:45:00.001-07:00

Happy Birthday, Sweetie

2008-05-05T07:24:00.000-07:00